Chistes de Ironía

A snail gets mugged by two turtles. When the police ask him what happened, he says: "I don't know, officer. It all happened so fast."

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on how to deal with rejection without becoming bitter. The librarian looks it up and says, "We have one, but it's out." The man says, "Of course it is." The librarian says, "See? You're handling it beautifully."

I invented a new word today. Plagiarism.