Chistes de Planteamiento y remate
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La estructura clásica: un enunciado que apunta en una dirección y una frase que va hacia otra. La introducción hace el trabajo honesto y el remate rompe la promesa. La mayoría de los chistes que te sabes de memoria tienen esta forma, lo reconozcan o no.
A snail gets mugged by two turtles. When the police ask him what happened, he says: "I don't know, officer. It all happened so fast."
My boss told me to have a good day. So I went home.
There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't.
A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."
I asked the librarian if the library had books on paranoia. She whispered, "They're right behind you."
I invented a new word today. Plagiarism.
I told my computer I needed a break. Now it won't stop sending me vacation ads.
I asked my grandmother for the secret to a long marriage. She said, "Never go to bed angry." "Stay up and fight."
My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.
I asked my dog what two minus two is. He said nothing.
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