Blagues Devinette
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Une question qui tend un piège, un silence pendant que tout le monde cherche, et une réponse inattendue. C'est le format de la plupart des blagues d'enfants, ce qui n'est pas un reproche : c'est le format qui enseigne comment fonctionnent les blagues.
Why don't oysters share? Because they're shellfish.
What has hands but can't clap? A clock.
What has keys but can't open locks? A piano.
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs.
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.
What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
Why did the maths teacher open a bakery? She was great at pi.
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of trousers? In case he got a hole in one.
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