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What has hands but can't clap? A clock.

What has keys but can't open locks? A piano.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of trousers? In case he got a hole in one.

Why did the belt get arrested? For holding up a pair of trousers.

Why did the computer go to the doctor? It had a virus.

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.

What building has the most stories? The library.

Why did the picture go to prison? Because it was framed.

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.