Chistes de Literalismo

My boss told me to have a good day. So I went home.

I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.

Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.

Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet.

Dad, I'm hungry. Hi, Hungry. I'm Dad.

Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

I told my computer I needed a break. Now it won't stop sending me vacation ads.

Dad, can you put my shoes on? No, I don't think they'll fit me.

Waiter, will my pizza be long? No, sir, it will be round.