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El chiste de padre tiene reglas: un juego de palabras, cara de póker y quien lo cuenta lo disfruta más que nadie de los que escuchan. Es además el chiste limpio más confiable que existe, porque la gracia es que es demasiado inofensivo como para ofender. Cuéntaselos a alguien que ya te los haya oído contar antes.
Why don't oysters share? Because they're shellfish.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs.
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
Why did the maths teacher open a bakery? She was great at pi.
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of trousers? In case he got a hole in one.
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dino-snore.
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