Chistes de Identificable

My boss told me to have a good day. So I went home.

I told my computer I needed a break. Now it won't stop sending me vacation ads.

Three signs you're getting old: 1. You get excited about a new sponge. 2. Your back goes out more than you do. 3. You choose a restaurant for its parking.

A little boy asks his dad, "Where do clouds come from?" Dad says, "They're made of water that rises up from the sea." The boy thinks about this. "Then why aren't they salty?" Dad says, "Go and ask your mother."