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Droge humor verheft nooit zijn stem. De grap wordt verteld alsof het een feit is, het absurde wordt gebracht in de toon van een weerbericht, en de helft van de zaal lacht een tel na de andere helft. Als je van understatement houdt, is dit jouw plank.
My boss told me to have a good day. So I went home.
Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
A man walks into a library and asks for a book on how to deal with rejection without becoming bitter. The librarian looks it up and says, "We have one, but it's out." The man says, "Of course it is." The librarian says, "See? You're handling it beautifully."
I asked the librarian if the library had books on paranoia. She whispered, "They're right behind you."
I have a joke about procrastination, but I'll tell it later.
I invented a new word today. Plagiarism.
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None. That's a hardware problem.
I asked my grandmother for the secret to a long marriage. She said, "Never go to bed angry." "Stay up and fight."
Three things I'll never understand: 1. People who talk during films. 2. People who clap when the plane lands. 3. Lists with only two things in them.
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