Chistes de Seco
13 chistes · diez selecciones, renovadas a diario
El humor seco nunca alza la voz. El chiste se cuenta como si fuera un hecho, lo absurdo se dice con el tono de un reporte meteorológico, y la mitad de la sala se ríe un tiempo después que la otra mitad. Si te gusta la ironía sutil, este es tu estante.
My boss told me to have a good day. So I went home.
Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
A man walks into a library and asks for a book on how to deal with rejection without becoming bitter. The librarian looks it up and says, "We have one, but it's out." The man says, "Of course it is." The librarian says, "See? You're handling it beautifully."
I asked the librarian if the library had books on paranoia. She whispered, "They're right behind you."
I have a joke about procrastination, but I'll tell it later.
I invented a new word today. Plagiarism.
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None. That's a hardware problem.
I asked my grandmother for the secret to a long marriage. She said, "Never go to bed angry." "Stay up and fight."
Three things I'll never understand: 1. People who talk during films. 2. People who clap when the plane lands. 3. Lists with only two things in them.
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