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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't.

Why did the maths teacher open a bakery? She was great at pi.

Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet.

I'd tell you a chemistry joke, but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.

Never trust an atom. They make up everything, and they're always splitting.

Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

How do you organise a space party? You planet.

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None. That's a hardware problem.

Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.