Nerdy jokes
12 jokes · ten picks, reshuffled daily
Requires domain knowledge: science, math, programming, grammar.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't.
Why did the maths teacher open a bakery? She was great at pi.
Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet.
I'd tell you a chemistry joke, but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.
Never trust an atom. They make up everything, and they're always splitting.
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
How do you organise a space party? You planet.
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None. That's a hardware problem.
Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
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