Chistes de Tonto
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Lo absurdo es el humor sin malicia: nada que entender, nada en qué pensar, solo una idea tonta tomada en serio. Es el registro por defecto de los chistes que cuentan los niños y al que los adultos recurren cuando están cansados. No hay blanco de las burlas y el gemido es de cariño.
A snail gets mugged by two turtles. When the police ask him what happened, he says: "I don't know, officer. It all happened so fast."
Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke.
A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."
Knock, knock. Who's there? Tank. Tank who? You're welcome.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline? A milkshake.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it's cold out here!
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it.
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
What do you call a dog that does magic tricks? A labracadabrador.
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