Silly jokes
13 jokes · ten picks, reshuffled daily
Silly is the mood with no edge at all: nothing to get, nothing to think about, just a daft idea taken seriously. It is the default register of jokes kids tell and the one grown-ups go back to when they are tired. Nobody is the target, and the groan is affectionate.
A snail gets mugged by two turtles. When the police ask him what happened, he says: "I don't know, officer. It all happened so fast."
Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke.
A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."
Knock, knock. Who's there? Tank. Tank who? You're welcome.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline? A milkshake.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it's cold out here!
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it.
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
What do you call a dog that does magic tricks? A labracadabrador.
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