Anti-joke jokes

3 jokes · ten picks, reshuffled daily

Set up like a joke, punchline is deliberately mundane or literal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

I'm so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed.

What do you call a boomerang that won't come back? A stick.

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