Clean jokes for the office
Safe for the team chat, the stand-up and the all-hands.
“My boss told me to have a good day. So I went home.”
Open the set · 3 jokes →Collections
Curated pages for a moment: a speech, a classroom, a long drive. Each one is an intro and ten clean jokes, reshuffled every day.
Jokes to open a presentation
One line to warm up the room before the first slide.
“I invented a new word today. Plagiarism.”
Open the set · 2 jokes →Clean jokes for the classroom
For teachers who want the room back without raising their voice.
“Why did the maths teacher open a bakery? She was great at pi.”
Open the set · 14 jokes →Jokes for a kids' party
Silly, loud and easy to repeat all the way home.
“Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting c— MOO!”
Open the set · 12 jokes →Lunchbox note jokes
Tiny jokes that fit on a napkin and survive until lunch.
“Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs.”
Open the set · 7 jokes →Bedtime jokes
Gentle, sleepy jokes for the last five minutes of the day.
“What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dino-snore.”
Open the set · 4 jokes →Jokes for a long car ride
Enough material to get from the first 'are we there yet' to the last.
“What gets wetter the more it dries? A towel.”
Open the set · 5 jokes →Dad jokes
Corny, wholesome and told with a completely straight face.
“Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs.”
Open the set · 57 jokes →Knock-knock jokes
The oldest two-player joke in the book, and still going.
“Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who? To whom.”
Open the set · 6 jokes →One-liners
Whole jokes in a single breath.
“I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.”
Open the set · 13 jokes →Riddles and question jokes
What do you call a joke with a question in it? This page.
“Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs.”
Open the set · 48 jokes →Puns
Wordplay from the gentle to the unforgivable.
“Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs.”
Open the set · 38 jokes →Animal jokes
Cats, dogs, chickens and everything that crosses a road.
“What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.”
Open the set · 5 jokes →Jokes for a wedding speech
One laugh near the top, before the part that makes everyone cry.
“I asked my grandmother for the secret to a long marriage. She said, "Never go to bed angry." "Stay up and fight."”
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