Pun jokes
38 jokes · ten picks, reshuffled daily
Humour from a word with two meanings or two words that sound alike.
Why don't oysters share? Because they're shellfish.
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs.
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.
What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dino-snore.
Why was the broom late? It over-swept.
A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."
I'd tell you a chemistry joke, but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
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