Reversal jokes

3 jokes · ten picks, reshuffled daily

Roles or expectations flipped.

What gets wetter the more it dries? A towel.

"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!" "Don't worry, sir. The spider on the bread will get it."

I asked my grandmother for the secret to a long marriage. She said, "Never go to bed angry." "Stay up and fight."

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