Cute jokes
14 jokes · ten picks, reshuffled daily
Adorable; small animals, kids, sweetness.
What has hands but can't clap? A clock.
What has keys but can't open locks? A piano.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke.
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs.
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dino-snore.
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crummy.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it's cold out here!
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two tired.
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