Groan-worthy jokes
15 jokes · ten picks, reshuffled daily
A groaner is a joke so bad it comes back round to being good. The pun is visible from a mile away, the teller knows it, and the groan is the applause. These are the crackers, the dad jokes and the ones your uncle has been telling since 1994.
Why don't oysters share? Because they're shellfish.
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.
What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
Dad, I'm hungry. Hi, Hungry. I'm Dad.
I'd tell you a chemistry joke, but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.
Why did the man fall down the well? Because he couldn't see that well.
I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
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