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Observational jokes

2 jokes · ten picks, reshuffled daily

Everyday life noticed from an angle; 'isn't it weird how…'

Setup & punchline Clean

I told my computer I needed a break. Now it won't stop sending me vacation ads.

List Clean

Three things I'll never understand: 1. People who talk during films. 2. People who clap when the plane lands. 3. Lists with only two things in them.

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