Wholesome jokes
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Wholesome jokes are kind. Nobody is the butt of them, nothing is mocked that cannot laugh back, and the worst thing that happens is a pun. They are the ones to read at bedtime, send to your mother or open a speech with when you are not sure who is in the room.
A man walks into a library and asks for a book on how to deal with rejection without becoming bitter. The librarian looks it up and says, "We have one, but it's out." The man says, "Of course it is." The librarian says, "See? You're handling it beautifully."
A little boy asks his dad, "Where do clouds come from?" Dad says, "They're made of water that rises up from the sea." The boy thinks about this. "Then why aren't they salty?" Dad says, "Go and ask your mother."
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