Jokes about Everyday Objects
7 jokes · ten picks, reshuffled daily
What has hands but can't clap? A clock.
What has keys but can't open locks? A piano.
Why can't you trust stairs? They're always up to something.
What gets wetter the more it dries? A towel.
I'm reading a book on the history of glue. I just can't put it down.
What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner.
What do you call a boomerang that won't come back? A stick.
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