Jokes about Scientists
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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
An engineer, a physicist and a mathematician are staying in a hotel when a fire breaks out in the hallway. The engineer grabs the extinguisher and empties the whole thing onto the flames. The physicist calculates exactly how much water is needed and uses precisely that amount. The mathematician looks at the fire, looks at the extinguisher, and says, "A solution exists." Then he goes back to bed.
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