Dialogue jokes
5 jokes · ten picks, reshuffled daily
Two voices, usually one sensible and one not. The dialogue joke is a scene: a customer and a shopkeeper, a patient and a doctor, two drunks and a lamppost. The laugh comes from the second speaker refusing to be reasonable.
Dad, I'm hungry. Hi, Hungry. I'm Dad.
"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!" "Don't worry, sir. The spider on the bread will get it."
Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Pull yourself together.
Dad, can you put my shoes on? No, I don't think they'll fit me.
Waiter, will my pizza be long? No, sir, it will be round.
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