List jokes
2 jokes · ten picks, reshuffled daily
A list joke is several small jokes wearing one coat: top tens, signs that, things you never hear. The pleasure is in the rhythm and in the one entry that is funnier than the rest. Read them out; they are built for a room.
Three signs you're getting old: 1. You get excited about a new sponge. 2. Your back goes out more than you do. 3. You choose a restaurant for its parking.
Three things I'll never understand: 1. People who talk during films. 2. People who clap when the plane lands. 3. Lists with only two things in them.
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