One-liner jokes
13 jokes · ten picks, reshuffled daily
A one-liner has nowhere to hide: no story, no setup, one sentence that has to turn on itself, usually on the last word. That makes the good ones unusually portable. Drop one into a conversation and you are done.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet.
I'd tell you a chemistry joke, but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.
I'm so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed.
I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.
I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
I have a joke about procrastination, but I'll tell it later.
Never trust an atom. They make up everything, and they're always splitting.
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.
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