Animal jokes
5 jokes · ten picks, reshuffled daily
Animals have carried jokes for as long as there have been jokes, because an animal doing a human thing is funny before a single word is said. A chicken with a plan, a cat with opinions, a dog at a job interview: the premise does half the work and the punchline does the rest.
This is a broad shelf, so the browse page is the way to narrow it to cats, dogs or whatever your household argues about. Everything here is clean and tellable to anyone.
A snail gets mugged by two turtles. When the police ask him what happened, he says: "I don't know, officer. It all happened so fast."
Why don't oysters share? Because they're shellfish.
What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
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