Jokes for a kids' party
12 jokes · ten picks, reshuffled daily
Kids do not want a clever joke. They want a joke they can tell back to you four times, then tell their grandmother, then tell the dog. The jokes here are built for that: short questions with a daft answer, animals doing things animals do not do, and puns that are obvious enough for an eight-year-old to see coming and love anyway.
Read them out at the party, print a few for the party bags, or hand the page to the one child who has decided to be the entertainer. They are all clean, all kind, and none of them need explaining.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.
Dad, I'm hungry. Hi, Hungry. I'm Dad.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline? A milkshake.
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it.
What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner.
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
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