Lunchbox note jokes
7 jokes · ten picks, reshuffled daily
A lunchbox note has about ten words of space and one reader, so the joke has to be short, clean, and good enough to be read out to the whole table. These are the shortest jokes we have: one question, one answer, nothing that needs a drawing to work.
Write one on a napkin or a sticky note in the morning and it does its work at noon. Rotate them so the surprise stays, and expect to be asked for the answer before the lid even comes off.
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs.
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.
Why was the broom late? It over-swept.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crummy.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
Dad, can you put my shoes on? No, I don't think they'll fit me.
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