Clean jokes for the office

The office is the hardest room in comedy. Everyone is a little tired, nobody wants to be the one who laughed at the wrong thing, and the joke has to land in the three seconds before the next agenda item. These jokes are picked for exactly that room: short, clean, and about things everyone there has lived through, from meetings that could have been emails to the printer that senses fear.

They are safe to drop into a team chat, read aloud at the start of a stand-up, or use as the one human line in an otherwise dry status update. Nothing here touches bodies, politics or anyone's background, so you never have to check who is in the room first.