Homophone jokes
8 jokes · ten picks, reshuffled daily
Sound-alike words (a sub-kind of pun: 'bear'/'bare').
Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.
Why did the maths teacher open a bakery? She was great at pi.
Why did the man fall down the well? Because he couldn't see that well.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Tank. Tank who? You're welcome.
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it's cold out here!
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two tired.
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