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Dad, can you put my shoes on? No, I don't think they'll fit me.

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A little boy asks his dad, "Where do clouds come from?" Dad says, "They're made of water that rises up from the sea." The boy thinks about this. "Then why aren't they salty?" Dad says, "Go and ask your mother."

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