Knock-knock jokes
6 jokes · ten picks, reshuffled daily
A tiny two-person play with a script everyone knows, which is exactly why kids love it: they get to be in it. The whole joke lives in the last line, a pun on a name. These are the ones that earned their place.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Tank. Tank who? You're welcome.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it's cold out here!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Cow says. Cow says who? No, silly, a cow says moo.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting c— MOO!
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who? To whom.
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