There are 10 kinds of people in the world:

those who understand binary and those who don't.

Why did the maths teacher open a bakery? She was great at pi.

I asked my dog what two minus two is. He said nothing.

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.

Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet.

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