Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing.

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.

Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."

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